Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:
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Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas
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Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic,
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hoping that your new year isn't a torture-filled living hell,
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and that you finally decide to do something worthwhile with your miserable,
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wretched lives.
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Thank you
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Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic,
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and I'd like to wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
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And to all my Japanese friends, feliz navidad
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Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic,
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wishing you and yours a very merry Christmas.
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And now, here's a cheery little number I wrote about death, destruction,
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and the end of the world, called "Christmas At Ground Zero"
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Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.
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I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day.
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Mom would be cooking up a mess of boisenberry and tunafish burritos
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for our big Christmas dinner,
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and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of Spam
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And then, the big day would finally arrive.
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I'd stay up all night and wait for Santa,
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a-and when he finally showed up,
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we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised to give us
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everything we wanted
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Ah, yeah, those were the days.
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Well, Merry Christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch
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Holiday Greetings 1987
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
