When I was a little boy
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(When I was just a boy)
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And my mother would call my name
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(When I was just a boy)
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She'd say I had to be in the house by seven
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(When I was just a boy)
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But I'd stay out late at night
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(When I was just a boy)
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And when I'd finally get back in
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Oh, I know she'd hit me, she'd hit me
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She'd sit me on her knees and whip me
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Oh, she'd hit me with a rock
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She'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
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She'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
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She'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
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(Hit me with a rock)
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And when I was grown to be a man
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(Grown to be a man)
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The minute the boss would call my name
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(Grown to be a man)
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And say I had to be in the office by seven
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(Grown to be a man)
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I'm a constipated man
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(Grown to be a man)
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And when I'd finally get back in
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Oh, my boss'd hit me, he'd hit me
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He'd tie me to a chair and whip me
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Oh he'd hit me with a rock
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He'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
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He'd hit me (hit me with a rock)
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He'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
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(Hit me with a rock)
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When I was grown to be President
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(Was the President)
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The minute the congress'd call my name
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(Was the President)
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And said some papers had to be signed by Thursday
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(Had to be signed by Thursday)
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I'd fly away to Pakistan
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(Was the President)
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And the second that I'd get back home
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Oh, I know they'd hit me, they'd hit me
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With leather and chains they'd whip me
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Oh, they'd hit me with a rock
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They'd whip me with a rock, oh baby
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They'd hit me. (Hit me with a rock)
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They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
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(Hit me with a rock)
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Hit me, hit me, hit me
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(Hit me with a rock)
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They'd hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me
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(Hit me with a rock)
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Yah yah yah yah yah yah
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(Hit me with a rock)
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(Hit with a rock)
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Ow, whaddaya doin' to me, get away from me
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(Hit with a rock, oh baby)
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(Hit with a rock)
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(He's gettin' hit with a rock)
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(He's gettin' hit with a rock, oh baby)
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(Hit with a rock)
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Wait a minute, hold it
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I think he's dead
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Let's leave
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Let's get out of here, man
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Hit Me With A Rock
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
