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[Lola/The Kinks/1970]
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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
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where it bubbles all the time
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like a giant carbonated soda,
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S O D A, soda.
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I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.
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I asked him his name
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and in a raspy voice he said Yoda,
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Y O D A, Yoda,
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
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Well, I've ben around but I ain't never seen
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a guy who looks like a Muppet
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but he's wrinkled and green,
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Oh my Yoda,
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
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Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
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how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
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oh my Yoda.
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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Well, I left home just a week before,
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and I've never ever been a Jedi before
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but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course,
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He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
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Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben
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So it looks I'm gonna start all over again
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with my Yoda,
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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Yoda,
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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So I used the force,
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I picked up a box,
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I lifted some rocks,
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Well I stood on my head,
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Well I won't forget what Yoda said.
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He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
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and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide."
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Oh my Yoda,
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.
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"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed.
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But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
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Oh my Yoda,
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
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so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.
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But I know that I'll be coming back some day
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I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.
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The Long-term contract I hadda sign
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says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
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with my Yoda
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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Yoda
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Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
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(continue to fade...)
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Yoda
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
