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Gonna buy me a condo.
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Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.
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Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
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Get de wallet full o' credit cards.
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I gonna buy me a condo.
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Never have to mow the lawn.
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Gonna get me the T-shirt
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With the alligator on.
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Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica,
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But I don't live dere no more.
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Had to change me lifestyle,
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Do t'ings I never done before.
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So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman,
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Living in dis American town.
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Gonna sell me Bob Marley records,
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Gonna get me some Jackson Browne.
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Gonna buy me a condo.
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Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.
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Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
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Get de wallet full o' credit cards.
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I gonna buy me a condo.
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Never have to mow the lawn.
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Gonna get me the T-shirt
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With the alligator on.
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Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks,
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T'row away all me ganja.
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I'll have a Tupperware party,
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Maybe join me a health spa.
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I'll get a bowl of plastic fruit,
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And a microwave oven too.
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Then I'll have the neighbors over
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For a weenie barbecue.
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Gonna buy me a condo.
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Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.
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Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
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Get de wallet full o' credit cards.
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I gonna buy me a condo.
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Never have to mow the lawn.
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Gonna get me the T-shirt
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With the alligator on.
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Ain't gonna work in the field no more.
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Gonna be Amway distributor.
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Ain't gonna work in the field no more, no, no.
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Gonna be Amway distributor.
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(Jah) Jah, jah, jah,
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Life is so very hard,
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I need a (jah) jah, jah, jah
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Jacuzzi in my backyard.
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Gonna buy me a condo.
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Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.
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Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
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Get de wallet full o' credit cards.
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I gonna buy me a condo.
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Never have to mow the lawn.
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Gonna get me the T-shirt
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With the alligator on.
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What you say?
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Gonna buy me a condo.
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Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.
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Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
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Get de wallet full o' credit cards.
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I gonna buy me a condo.
|
Never have to mow the lawn.
|
Gonna get me the T-shirt
|
With the alligator on.
|
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What you say?
|
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Gonna buy me a condo.
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Gonna buy me a Cuisinart.
|
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting.
|
Get de wallet full o' credit cards.
|
I gonna buy me a condo.
|
Never have to mow the lawn.
|
Gonna get me the T-shirt
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With the alligator on.
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Buy Me a Condo
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
