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I Lost On Jeopardy
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[Jeopardy/The Greg Kihn Band/1983]
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Ohhhhhh...
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I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,
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Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D.
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I was tense, I was nervous,
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I guess it just wasn't my night.
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Art Fleming gave the answers,
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Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight
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I lost on Jeopardy,
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Baby,
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(Oooh.)
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I lost on Jeopardy,
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Baby,
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(Oooh.)
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Well I knew I was in trouble now,
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My hope of winning sank,
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'Cause I got the Daily Double now,
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And then my mind went blank.
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I took Potpourri for one hundred,
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And then my head started to spin.
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Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo,
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Just tell me now what I didn't win,
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Yeah, yeah.
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I lost on Jeopardy,
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Baby,
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(Oooh.)
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I lost on Jeopardy,
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Baby,
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(Oooh.)
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That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty-
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volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a
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year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that's not all!
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You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And
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you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come!
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You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of your
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home game! You're a complete loser!!
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Don't know what I was thinkin' of,
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I guess I just wasn't too bright.
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Well, I sure hope I do better
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Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight
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I lost on Jeopardy,
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Baby,
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(Oooh.)
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I lost on Jeopardy,
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Baby,
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(Oooh.)
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I lost on Jeopardy,
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Baby...
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I Lost On Jeopardy
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
