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Lard
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You can see it
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In the clouds up in the sky
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Lard
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Floats by in clusters
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In our water supply
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Lard
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It's all of us, man
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In our pores and in our hair
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Lard's
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What we conceal
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With these corny clothes we wear
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Lard is all
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Lard is devine
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Lard is control
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Lard whips and chains our soul
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Lard - We carry credit cards
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Lard - We live in fear of art
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Lard is the -OM
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Lard is revolution
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Lard is the tapeworm
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In the bottle of cheap tequila
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That comes alive at night
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And sneaks up
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And bites your nipple
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Lard
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Lard
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Nowadays, most of us need someone
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To run our personal life
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Someone to see that
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The plants are watered,
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Someone to make sure the place is clean,
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Someone to make sure dinner is waiting.
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Someone to call for theater tickets,
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Someone to make up those cheap excuses
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What we need is ...
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Lard - The answer
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Lard - The dancer
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Lard - The ointment
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Lard - The dream
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Absorb it
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Inflame it
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Respect it
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Molest it
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The country right now just wants to be
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Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or
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Sacrifice or learn
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No one is over the hill
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When the mountain comes to Mohammed
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Lard
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Lard
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Lard
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Lard - We love to eat
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Lard - We love to pray
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Lard - Mold over mind
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Lard - Hooray!
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Every time I take a crap
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Its a cosmic experience
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Religion and chemicals
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Are the key to the future
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Next time we have sex
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Just pretend that I'm Ed Meese
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The weasels have it down, man
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It's a whole new age
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Lard
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Which would you prefer -
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A computer or a gun?
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The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know
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Pity the poor trainer
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In the stable when the racehorse farts
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Poison Oak really is
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The aphrodisiac of the Gods
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When people are asleep
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We must all become alarm clocks
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Hey, man
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Life is my college
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Its Dental Floss of the mind
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Who will babysit the babysitters?
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Ever hear about the guy in New York whose dick
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Fell off in the bath when he shot it full of coke?
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Its ok to run out of butter in Zambia
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Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
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Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
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Which came first - Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
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Are you a man or are you a mouse?
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If you love your fun - Die for it!
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And feel
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The POWER of Lard
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The POWER of Lard
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The POWER of Lard
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The POWER of Lard
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Avoid everything, etc...
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The Power Of Lard
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