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HELLFUDGE
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You never know
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When it says you gotta go
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Hellfudge
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To them cheap motels down in Baton Rouge
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Hellfudge
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Roll down the windows of the limousine
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Hellfudge
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I'll pay you fifteen bucks if you perform for me
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(No more)
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Hellfudge
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I ain't givin' you one penny more
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Gotta buy another TV station for the Lord
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Hellfudge
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Can you imagine what its like
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to have to flash and pose
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Hellfudge
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While a fat TV preacher
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Sits and beats off in front of you..
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Hellfudge
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Same one who's so obsessed
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With anti-smut crusades (fancy that)
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Hellfudge
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Oh Lord,
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Someone let the air out of my tires
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Hellfudge
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I'm stuck - with my pants down
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Red-handed in sin
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But with money like mine
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The Lord always forgives - me
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When I'm dictator
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You will ALL
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be under the iron thumb of Jeezus
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The law of the land
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Executions for witchcraft
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Televised live at five
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All Rock and Roll is pornography
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That mixed coed swimming - PHOOEY!
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I tell ya
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It promotes problems of the flesh
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Problems of the flesh
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The flesh
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The flesh
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The flesh
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I can't stand it anymore
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My fundamentalist army's
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Crackin' down full swirl
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Hellfudge
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Polyester suit nazis
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Will control the world
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Hellfudge
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If you think Khomeini
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Is a step back in time
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Hellfudge
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Just wait til I decide
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What you read and who dies
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Hellfudge
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You think we're finished
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Boy, you must be queer
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We get a little stronger
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Every year
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When I bilk your money
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I'm moral, man
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But I got a little problem
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I just can't say no
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To that Hellfudge
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So take off them clothes
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Slowly now, slowly
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And twitch your little flouder just like that
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Yehhhh...Just like they do
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in all the smut rags I pretend to hate so much
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Bite down real hard
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Smile...SLUT!
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I own you...Look humiliated, try to cry
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I despise you so much I hate myself
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Mmmmmmm
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Tastes almost as good
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As one of them green bublegum cigars
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Yeh! Hellfudge
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There's a whole LOTTA Shakin' goin' on in here
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But dont tell my cousin , ok?
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Yeeeeh!
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Great Balls 'o' Fire
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Hellfudge!
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Hellfudge
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| Lard |
