Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
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The great big greedy nincompoop!
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Augustus Gloop!
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So big and vile
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So greedy, foul, and infantile
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'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is ripe
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To send him shooting up the pipe!
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But don't, dear children, be alarmed;
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Augustus Gloop will not be harmed,
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Augustus Gloop will not be harmed
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Although, of course, we must admit
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He will be altered quite a bit.
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Slowly, the wheels go round and round,
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The cogs begin to grind and pound;
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We boil him for a minute more,
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Until we're absolutely sure
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Then out he comes! And now! By grace!
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A miracle has taken place!
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A miracle has taken place!
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This greedy brute, this louse's ear,
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Is loved by people everywhere!
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For who could hate or bear a grudge
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Against a luscious bit of fudge?"
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Augustus Gloop
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| Danny Elfman |
