Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
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When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World
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I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
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I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok
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Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
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Should I talk about Mothra M
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H or shrimp-fried rice?
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I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw
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Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo
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I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee
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I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
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She said for all the tea in China my vagina's not free
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But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty
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I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
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I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
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She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that
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Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat
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Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
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Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
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In Japan the hand is used as a knife
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In Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life
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But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu
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I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo
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Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki
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Oh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki
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Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb
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I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam
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She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
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Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
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I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese
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First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
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She'll be screa
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Why`s Everybody Always Pickin` On Me? (Album Version)
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| The Bloodhound Gang |
