Five guys take a ride
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Drive a day and half a night
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Get to see some pretty scenery
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But if that's all there is to this
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This band would split right down the seams
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Southbound,
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Static on the radio
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We left town
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But where we're goin' I don't know
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Somewhere we're gonna play another show
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Quick get off and gas up at the Conoco
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We're driving
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We drive against the grain
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Like postmen in the rain
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(Chorus:)
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Welcome to our big rock show
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Wind us up and watch this puppy go
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Hope you heard a single word we said
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One little rock to rattle in your head
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Hey kid, pit mosh
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Please avoid the flashpot
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Yeah, it's really funny 'til an eyebrow gets singed off
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Your mother's got nothing here to fear or dread
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Our abrasive is gentle on baby's skin head
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Soundchecks
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Don't forget the spandex
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This mix is sounding like a bad train wreck
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It takes some spit and grit and sweat
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To give you more than you expect
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We're driven
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To give you what we know
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Like postmen through the snow
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(Chorus:)
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Welcome to our big rock show
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Wind us up and watch this puppy go
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Hope you heard a single word we said
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One little rock to rattle in your head
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Got a cryptic coder
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On the microphone
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Find the secret message
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Buried in our big rock show
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Welcome To Our Big Rock Show
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| All Star United |
