At the top of the social ladder I speak
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Let me welcome you here officially
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To the back drop of martini clatter
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Break the ice with superficial chatter
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I'm glad to be this year's MC
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To greet the chic and the elite
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Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle
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Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle
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Worldwide socialites unite
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OK, alright
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The band is grander than I recall
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The talk is cultured, if a little small
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Keep parading your charading manners
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Keep pretending that it really matters
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Don't ask, don't tell
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And please don't stare at the emperor
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In his underwear
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Special thanks to the snack committee
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Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty
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Worldwide socialites unite
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Enjoy the conversation
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But try to keep it light
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Just avoid the friction
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And if you feel conviction
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Well then, baby, step outside
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Let's keep the "lite" in social
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Let's keep the social light
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Let's keep the "lite" in socialite
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Worldwide socialites unite
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Avoid the dreaded question
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The meaning of our lives
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And as to God's existence
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Well, that's your private business
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And, quite frankly, impolite
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Let's keep the "lite" in social
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Let's keep this social light
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Let's keep the "lite" in socialite
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Worldwide Socialites Unite
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| All Star United |
