I stood at the door of a country motel
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A young entering married hell
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A Toyota truck is a young marrieds dream
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With "Just married" written in shaving cream
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And at the reception the uncles were kind
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They drank far too much and they were out of their minds
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A happier pair you'd be hard pressed to find
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Newly weds in the morning
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I winked at the bridegroom
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"Hey how was the bride?"
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"She teased and she pleased and she let me inside"
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I winked at the bride said "Hey how was the groom?"
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"He pawed and he snored and he left me no room"
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He was the husband and she was the wife
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Off the Noumea the time of their life
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Back home to boredom and marital strife
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Newly weds in the morning
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Early nect morning he's cleaning the truck
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She picked up the flowers down on her luck
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He's cleaning the truck as I stood in the lane
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Watching the shaving cream wash down the drain
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One more institution one more lucky pair
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One more pack of lies for those who will dare
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I could be worried but I just don't care
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Newly weds in the morning
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Newly Weds In The Morning
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| Australian Crawl |
