I WILL TELL YOU 'BOUT MY MOUNTAIN HOME
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WHERE ALL THE LADIES NAMES ARE JOAN
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WHERE HUSBAND WORKS BACK LATE AT NIGHT
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HOPES ARE UP FOR TROUSERS DOWN
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WITH THE HOSTESS ON A BUSINESS FLIGHT
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A TAXI IN A MERCEDES DRIVE
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I HOPE THAT DRIVER'S COMING OUT ALIVE
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THE GARDEN, IT IS DORSETTED
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THAT LADY, SHE'S SO CORSETED
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SHE'S GOT 15 WAYS TO LEAD THAT BOY ASTRAY
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THINKS HE'S ONE AND ONLY
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BUT THAT LOVELY SHE'S SO LONELY
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SHE PUMPS HIM FULL OF BREAKFAST AND SHE SENDS HIM ON HIS WAY
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WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
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WHAT A PERFORMANCE
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WHAT A CHEAP TENT SHOW
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OH NO NO NO NO NO
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CHORUS
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THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP
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THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP (X2)
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THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP
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THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP - LIGHT UP - LIGHT UP
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SILENTLY SHE OPENS THE DRAWER
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MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER IS COMING OUT FOR MORE
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STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED BEFORE THE MIDDAY SHOW
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HER BACK IS ARCHED THOSE LIPS ARE PARCHED
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REPEATED BLOW BY BLOW
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AND LATER AT THE PARTY, WHERE ALL THE MP's RAVE
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'BOUT THE HUMMERS SHE'S BEEN GIVING
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AND THE MONEY THAT THEY SAVE
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TO HER IT IS SKIN LOTION, HIM PROMOTION TO,
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THAT FLAT IN SURFERS PARADISE WITH THE OCEAN VIEW
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WHAT A SING SONG DANCE
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WHAT A PERFORMACE
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WHAT A CHEAP TENT SHOW
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OH NO NO NO NO NO
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CHORUS
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The Boys Light Up
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Australian Crawl |