Drag King Bar
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well I was bored with the lesbian scene
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I told myself I gotta find another thing
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so I strapped on my boots
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and I walked down the street
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and I rolled right in to the local d.k.b.
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(drag king bar, that is)
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when I walked in at quarter to eight
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well I thought that I might be straight
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at the drag kind bar last night
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it's unlike me to look at boys
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when the girls are packing toys
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I can dig that scene all right
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then across the bar
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he played the air guitar
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and mouthed those words real sexy
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it was then that I surely knew
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that this one would be a two
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if I played my cards just right
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well I was drunk and I was bored
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and he was cute so I was lured
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at the drag king bar last night
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where all the boys are really girls
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and the fags whip out their pearls
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at the drag king bar last night
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then at a quarter to ten
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he scoped me again
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and drank his beer so sexy
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it was then that I surely knew
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that this one would be a two
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by the end of the night tonight
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then he used the line that works everytime
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he said hey is this seat taken?
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I said no he said let's go
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I said where I don't care
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I'm a scorpio
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take me home right now
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then at a quarter to twelve
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as I began to delve
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into that drag king last night
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well my thoughts were so strange
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boy my luck sure had changed
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I was queen to the king last night
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Drag King Bar
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