This is the story of Betty and Sue
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Two women left their husbands... For each other
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(One, two, three and... *laugh*)
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I was watching opera yesterday
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And Gloria Steinem came on to say
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Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem?
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Gloria Steinem¡¯s a famous feminist
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She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist
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She says you can be a housewife and a feminist
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Really?
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All you housewives can be
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Famous feminists just like me
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Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself
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(Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)
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Gloria where have you been? (Where have you been?)
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You¡¯ve become my inspiration (My inspiration)
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Gloria where have I been? (Where have I been?)
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All these years I've been listening to Jim
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Get out of the way of the game
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Where is my dinner?
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Gloria please save me now (Save me now)
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I need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself)
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I am becoming a coward
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Gloria Steinem, where are you now?
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Gloria Steinem, wait a minute,
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I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women¡¯s rights in Washington DC!
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Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today
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I'm going to the rally in Washington
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I'm gonna see her at the rally in Washington
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I'm gonna find her at the rally in Washington
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I can't wait for the rally in Washington
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Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?
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Well... tell him you're on a business trip
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Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife...
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Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens
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No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens
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They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself
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Rally? Women¡¯s rights? Who the hell you think you are?
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My name is Betty and my name is Sue
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And there's a lot of thing we can do
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Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives
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Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives
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See you later Jim
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I'm going to the rally in Washington
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Byebye!
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Well that was five years ago, today
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I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass
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Me and Betty, we're hitting the road
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I'm switching out of wife mode
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I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you
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It's just; well you're not really my type Herb
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Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb
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And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay
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And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb
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Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil
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Bye Olive Oil (Meow)
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And suddenly, Betty and I were free
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We were finally free
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Going to the rally in Washington
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On the road to the rally in Washington
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I couldn't wait for the rally in Washington
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Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington
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Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right?
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Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally.
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Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road.
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Who knows?
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Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl
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I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now (I've been lusting after you for four years now)
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Betty, I've been lusting after you for four years now
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(I've been lusting after you, for four years now)
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Oh my god Betty
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Oh my god, Oh, My, god
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I'm a dyke
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I'm a dyke
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I'm a dyke
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I¡¯m a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke
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We're great moms
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(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)
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Feminist Housewives
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