Let me tell ya'll a little story
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Growin' up I remember one year
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My uncle Titus had a bright idear
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He's gonna bottle up his own brew
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He figured he could make a million or two
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Taste wasn't gonna be his claim to fame
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What he was bankin' on was all in the name
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He called it
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Titty's Titty's Titty's Beer
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Just the thing to get you grinnin' ear to ear
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Whether you're from the country or a big ol' city
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One things for sure everybody loves titty's
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He had his marketing plan worked up
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He's gonna sell 'em all in big ol' jugs
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He wouldn't package 'em in a six pack
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He's gonna sell 'em by the pair and call it a rack
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And he was sure it was the next big thing
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With Dolly Parton in his ad campaign
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Selling
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Happy hour two for one
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Talkin' 'bout a beer buzz son
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After work at the ball game or shootin' the bull
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Anytime is the right time for a big ol' hand full of
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One things for sure everybody loves titty's
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When you work real hard and your day's gone shitty
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What could be better than a big ol' mouthful of titty's
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Titty's Beer
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| Colt Ford |
