He works nine to five, five to nine, 99 point 9 per cent of the time,
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a motorhead with a bed in the back of his shop.
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He's got his eyes on the clock until that Snap-On truck comes.
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He shops like a chick, he buys it all on credit, maxed out yeah, but he don't regret it.
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Cause he's in high demand a mans man a modern day wrench slinger with a cellie in his hand
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He's a tool timer, sole provider, sweatin for a dollar in his old blue collar.
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He don't use a book got it all in his head if worse comes to worst man he'll jump on the web.
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Yeah he's flexible takes IOU's or trades work for work tell him what it is that you do.
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He's got every tool in the whole wide world, all he needs is a girl
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He's got about ten different 9/16's, open end box and everything in between.
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Penlight in his pocket, McGyver meets Crockett, if it takes a tool to do it right I guarantee ya he's got it.
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Has a tool box lined with gold with a centerfold foldout taped to the side so he's good to go,
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he's standard and metric, hydraulic electric, daylight to dark shop doors open and he's hectic.
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He's a tool timer, sole provider, sweatin for a dollar in his old blue collar.
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He don't use a book got it all in his head if worse comes to worst man he'll jump on the web.
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Yeah he's flexible takes IOU's or trades work for work tell him what it is that you do.
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He's got every tool in the whole wide world, all he needs is a girl.
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One of those white tank top tight jean jaw dropping missus,
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to knock him off his feet so sweet like mama's country kisses.
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Someone pretty as a pearl with bouncing blonde curls,
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someone to rock his world and be a tool timer girl
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He's a tool timer, sole provider, sweatin for a dollar in his old blue collar.
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He don't use a book got it all in his head if worse comes to worst he'll just jump on the web.
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Yeah he's flexible takes IOU's or trades work for work tell him what it is that you do.
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He's got every tool in the whole wide world, all he needs is a girl
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One of those white tank top tight jean jaw dropping missus,
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to knock him off his feet so sweet like mama's country kisses.
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Tool Timer
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| Colt Ford |
