hes got a back hoe its caterpillar yeller
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hes a heller rockafeller with drink a story teller
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with a DUI hes illegal to drive
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but he legally drinks and gets illegally high
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then one night while hes up in the sky
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he looked at that back hoe ask himself why not
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im gonna drive that thing its a loop hole man
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this DUI don't contain
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im gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now
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hes diggin
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gotta hot little honey hangin outta that cab
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diggin
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got the windows tented and a base tune hittin it
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diggin
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creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt
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thats how hes livin lifes a garden man
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and hes just diggin
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hes wearin a cat hat with a meow meow kitty
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rolls up in the club pimpin like Denny
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with tha beer trippin just sippin ol sud
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puttin the shots back trippin with with a bud
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hes was 10 beers in about 12 o clock
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but to all the girls whos startin to flock
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he said hey ladies time to go home
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we cant stay here who wants to go
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about then the vala pulled that back hoe up now
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hes diggin
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got 3 little honeys hangin outta that cab
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diggin
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got the windows tented and a base tune hittin like
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diggin
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creeper past the po po incognito like joe dirt
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thats how hes livin lifes a garden man
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and hes just diggin
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was about 2:35 around 2:45
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he was tryin to find his address 2:55
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he was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite
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swervin right and left when they flipped the blue lights
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trooper said boy i aint tryin to be hatin
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but your operatin intoxicatin violatin every bit of the law
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he said officer no im just
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diggin
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look at all them honeys hangin outta that cab
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diggin
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with the windows tented and a base tune hittin like
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diggin
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beggin yo yo po po you gotta let me go yo like joe dirt
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thats how hes livin lifes a garden man
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and hes just diggin
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yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo
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yo yo po po ya gotta let me go yo
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come on now officer
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ya know im just tryin to make it home
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i dont mean to cause no problems
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but i got all these girls i gotta get em home safe
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thats what any ol country boy would do
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i promise im going home right now
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just let me come on now
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everythings gonna be fine
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we just out here diggin a lil bit
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dig ha ha ha ha ha
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Diggin'
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| Colt Ford |
