(Different Girls talking on answering machine)
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-Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just wanted to say hello...
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=I love you... you know I love you, right? You know I love you...
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(Chino snorting)
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(Chorus)
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It's the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio)
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Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio)
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It's just the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio)
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Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio)
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It's the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio)
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It's just that thug in me
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Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio)
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It's just the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio)
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That pretty thug in me
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Welcome to my lifestyle (What what? Chionardo Dicaprio)
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[Verse 1]
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The hopeless, Spanish romantic like Zorro
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Never soft though, the hard core Don Juan Demarco
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I find y'all lady weak in this, prompt to her eagerness
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And be fucking her ridiculous, astounded by her fickleness
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The Villianess, pimp polygamist, bigger bigamist
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Intelligent as master of kama sutra cunnilingus
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I leave your thug boyfriend stunned
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When it comes to fine rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose from
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These cheap niggas where y'all find them? (I don't know)
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They like promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom
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Complained about your man so I robbed him
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Confused bitches crying like "Chino, please untie him!"
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The mental Samuel Jackson, the physical Adonis
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Only sexual with women who can suck the comas out of novels
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Fuck them 'till their knees wobble
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My house like a brothel
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Welcome to the night of the apostle of the lady gospel
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(Chorus w/ slight variations)
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[Verse 2]
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If a woman's heart is an endless ocean of secrets
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I run scuba teams to the bottom discover jewels and keep it
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Her body is a violin, I'm the violinist and I compose
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Her moans are my symphonies I can play the perfect notes
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Before being famous,
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Chicks asked to touch my hair seduction's what the game is
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I intimidate them cus I'm prettier that they is
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And in bed I'm gifted,
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And I assume every woman's in love with me 'till they tell me different
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Since preschool ladies thinking that Chi's cool
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I fucked the teacher, it's tragic: a nun
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The school it was catholic
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Keeping these women spending money on me
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Sticking Indian chicks for their dowries
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Thinking they fine
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If they married the ghetto Banderas gentlemen call
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And have mammy's in-laws tell brides leave their sons at the altar
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I'm smarter, I'll marry your daughter: 'Till the morning!
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I charge pimp niggas for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah)
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Ain't leaving young girls out of it...
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My dick becoming their pride so naturally gotta make them swallow it
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I fucked all races, bagged bitches in all places
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Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought together generations!
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They get financially gracious,
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Just to date me on a regular basis
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With making love I got patience
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And I'm a dog just like you, in all cases
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But I can make a woman feel love even coming in their faces
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(Chorus w/ slight variations)
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[Verse 3]
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8 out of every 10 chicks are attracted to me...
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One is a relative, and the other one a damn liar!
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Leave your girl alone with me commit vagina-cide
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Since '99, I'm no longer in pimp denial
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Cus I'm a playa, plus I fuck a lot
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Please, I got more hoes then these niggas just in names beginning in A's
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Pass on more Trojans they will ever get
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I'll have to take Ginko or some shit to remember half the bitches I hit
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Act a nigga wise! Rap a nigga wise! It's obvious
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Son got doe but look how ugly and sloppy he is
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One girl's man threatened me with the mafias
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I laughed and explained in detail where every mole on his white body was
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Music and sex the only joy
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When it comes to Trojans been through so many I could invade Helen of Troy
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Single dominant A-male, getting pussy by mistake
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How much hate mail can one pretty nigga generate?
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Wasn't delicious bullets missing me by little inches
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Now actress bitches suck my dick and do my dishes
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+Kiss the Girls+ I'm world renown
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| For collecting bitches bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman hunting |
