[Brak]
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Why did you buy this album?
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I don't know why you did, you're stupid
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"Go F*** yourself"
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[MF Doom]
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Ha ha ha ha!
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The super flow with more jokes than Bazooka Joe
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A mix between Superfly Snuka and a superhoe
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Chew a MC like El Chupa Nibre
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Digest a group and sell the poop on eBay
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Danger with the vest screamin "Shoot the DJ!"
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Doom clickin over two chickens, three-way
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Four in the five, a cork on the freeway
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Villain find a way to make 'em pay whatever we say
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... state your intentions
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"I really love your tape but I hate your inventions"
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Very well - what you want, a brownie?
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He took off the mask and whispered "Put me where you found me"
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He kept his paper digits in a chunk
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Once joined a rap click - midgets into crunk
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He did a solo on the oboe
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Coulda sold a million then the Villain went for dolo
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... and cited creative differences
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Basically they hated, he left no jaded witnesses
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Rappers suck, when they spit I doubt 'em
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The crap they sing about you'll wanna slap fuckn' shit the out 'em
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Psht - time waits for no man
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On a blind date, a love with a slow chrome hand
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Judged him by his shoes, hot smelly Brogan
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Budged him with the news, called him pot-bellied Conan
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... no prick barbarian
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A strict bear-atarian, a sick pair of merry men
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The beat is like a swift kick in the rear end
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The stiff made her lose her lipstick and hairpin
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He said "Djamn! Act like you know me
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Even with the mask on, show me what you owe me"
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Tell her brush her grill and wash her face and fuck a homey
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Dumile got her like Inuyasha got Kagome
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What we have here is a failure to communicate
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If you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straight
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about Doom the Great, a lot more confident
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Came a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rent
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It was time well spent, vented
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Spelt and dented, hell-bented and heaven-scented
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A wire is dead, he's in it for the cash flow
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I'd like to send a big up to Firehead Lazzo
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Let a brother know once you lasso Hasbro
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So when he come with Destro he gets no hassle
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... could hardly get a word in and
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wonderin what the damage is to retain Harvey Birdman?
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(*BEEP!!*}
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[Master Shake]
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Yo uhh, Danger! It's me your old buddy Shake
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Ahh, I heard you're doin a little project and uhh, y'know
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I hear you talked to some OTHER PEOPLE
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and I thought you were smarter than that
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But obviously I am WRONG, cause you know my rappin is the {shit}
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I don't give it out for free though! So uhh, I'll do it
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Feel free to call me, at my number, which you have
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{*phone hangs up*}
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El Chupa Nibre
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| Danger Doom |
