[Harvey Birdman]
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we all lived through the 70's
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The clothes, the music, the heartwarming but rarely amusing Ziggy cartoons
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Now, later, who are we to look at these two, fine young men
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and say, "You there - I sit in judgment of you!"
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[MF Doom]
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For being a drunken lush, and bad as hell
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Read the charge and thunk, sunk in in a plush padded cell
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Temperpedic Craftmatic adjustable
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Go on try to stare at it, it's not that combustible
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I accidentally split some kerosene
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And dozed off with the L lit, doped up on thorazine
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Matter of fact, make mines a double
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Few could see the point like a line through the Hubble
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Doom hit the eye in the sky with a pie
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Shrink said he thinks he believe he could fly
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Spread his wings and flap like a goose
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He'll show you how to do it if you help him get the straps loose
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Diagnosed as shell shocked from totin toast
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And still could hear the bells rock Doc, another loading dose
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He claimed he couldn't take the racket
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Faked his own escape in a eightball straight jacket
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[Myron Reducto]
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
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This, animal, here; this ursine fellow
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UNCLEAN!
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He rejected society and retreated
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to a cave in the woods to plot his vile - NOD!
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[unknown quote]
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And it isn't true that at these times
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he often descends into a delusional state
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Sometimes actually adopting another person's persona?
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[MF Doom]
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I started punchin once I saw son lungin
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He had me put on punishment for eating the last Munchkin
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So now they got me down here near the dungeon
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Nurses all arguin' over who's to do the spongin
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He requested time off for bugged behavior
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And rhymed off of thug beats bumped by a neighbor
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Who spoke with his fist and kept a mirror with a thumbhole
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Cell twelve drumroll, ode to a gum sole
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A O.G. like a captain that's retired
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Rappers is space cadets yappin ? be quiet
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And that's an order - ship your daughters to my quarters at once
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And don't sip the tap water dunce
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He is the super, a stranger who talks to you
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Maybe even offer tech support and walk you through
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Villain, man in the mask, spit in the face
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Show him where to go, inside a hand basket case
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[Myron Reducto]
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The defendant's confession!
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[Harvey Birdman]
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Uhh, nothing further
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[Mentok the Mindtaker]
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Mentok commands you to procede, with your case!
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[MF Doom]
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Just since some people, wear a mask
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Don't mean.. they.. did nothing automatically
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[Harvey Birdman]
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Now wait a second!
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Your Honor I'd respectfully like to have a word with you in chambers
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[MF Doom]
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I request an immediate dismissal, on the grounds...
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On grounds that...
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[Harvey Birdman]
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Your honor I...
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[MF Doom]
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Just as the mask, some people wear a mask
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Don't mean that they did something
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Basket Case
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| Danger Doom |
