Dean: Hey there's a big airplane goin' by.
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Rodney: Get it! Go! Go!
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Some Recording Guy: It's on the track
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Rodney: Leave it! Get it on the track!
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Joe: Get it! Get it! Catch it!
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Dean: I got it :)
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You've got a methodist coloring book
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And you color really well
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But don't color outside the lines
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Or God will send you to Hell
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'Cause God hates war
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And God hates crime
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A' but he really hates people
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Who color outside the lines
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You've got a methodist coloring book
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Don't color outside the lines
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'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning
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He'll at least make you go blind
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Good people get sent to the attic
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Bad people will roast in the cellar
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But there's a special kind a' Hell
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For those who just won't learn to color
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God is gracious, God is good
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So let's color in his book
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God wears cotton, God wears rayon
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He can mend a broken crayon
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God is honest, He don't take payola
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Let's all thank him for our Crayolas!
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You got a methodist coloring book! (x3)
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(ah..oh..oh) (x2)
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You got a methodist coloring book! (x3)
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(oh..oh..oh.. [a very emotional performance])
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You've got a methodist coloring book
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And you color really well
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But don't color out side the lines
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Or God will send you to Hell
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Methodist Coloring Book
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| The Dead Milkmen |
