The girl with the strong arm has saved world cinema
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Saved it from itself I like to think
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The girl with the strong arm restores old paintings
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Including one she found under the sink
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The girl with the strong arm killed an innocent bystander
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That leaves you with a mental picture
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The girl with the strong arm drank straight whiskey
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But I understand she still quotes scriptures
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All poor gardeners ?berry sauces
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During the week long festival
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Kneeling down to think about the future
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Racing you would be quite dull
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After many years of exodus
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The hatchery fish run in rich rivers
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I'm afraid the memories regarding Nixon
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Are a little scary
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The girl with the strong arm threatens the Quakers
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They all say she's mad y'know
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The girl with the strong arm has an abrasive accent
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She uses words like eskimo
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The girl with the strong arm stands beside a woman
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Whose many parts add up to one
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The girl with the strong arm makes political commentary
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Yet I feel that it's all in fun
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In your nightmares rub around
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Those gay white males line up at church
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Drink their coffee pretend to be a cowboy
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Set aside an hour to search
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Pulling up leaves like little Russian problems
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Is now the tasty thing to do
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The unattractive ? cloying sweetness is you
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The most popular sidearm with Canadian woodsmen
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Is the blue steel woodchuck gun
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Manufactured in Atlanta, Georgia
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By the firm of Youse & Son
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I find no fault with the two young lovers
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Who dine all night on candied eels
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Then dance till dawn to big band music
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And the sound of baboon squeals
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All last night I stared at jelly
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Till I knew love was all around
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Travelling through O'Hare airport
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Dressed like a circus clown
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The girl with the strong arm has started licking batteries
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And that's kinda strange, even for her
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The girl with the strong arm would like to be a banker
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But I don't think she's really sure
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Using strings just to pull things over
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Really keeps the party going
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I'm not sure but the history of Denmark
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Maybe the only thing worth knowing
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Has it ever dawned on you
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That car accidents just might be art
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And all those kids in foster care
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Just don't think you're very smart
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Down by the ? on mother's day
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In a state of perpetual bliss
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Stan's the man with the lisp
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The Girl With The Strong Arm
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| The Dead Milkmen |
