Holland is ruled by midgets
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The Pope owns CBS
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The subway cars have been equipped with bars
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And they're cloning Rudolph Hess
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Samantha Fox has gone frigid
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The President's painted green
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Jesus Christ has been frozen in ice
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But he still makes the scene
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Everybody wants to know what gives
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But I know where the Tarantula lives
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Jim Bakker got eaten by wombats
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The Fever's spread to town
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Ol' Doris Day has been taken away
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Has anybody seen my downs?
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Popeye got killed in combat
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Donny and Marie went punk
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B.F. Skinner has eaten my dinner
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There's a body in that trunk
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Everybody wants to know what gives
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But I know where the Tarantula lives
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Uncle Bob caught fire
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The protesters are on strike
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Mr. Green Jeans is acting obscene
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'Cause his Jello has been spiked
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Honesty is a liar
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The truth is in the sink
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Auntie Bess says "I must confess
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Now what do you all think?"
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Everybody wants to know what gives
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But I know where the Tarantula lives
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(x3)
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(I know where)
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Everybody wants to know what gives
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But I know where the Tarantula lives
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Where The Tarantula Lives
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| The Dead Milkmen |
