I have a college pal who
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Says we can pay one price for two
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Just ask for 'Roger', at
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Video Bargainville
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We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far, especially in the car
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There's a friendly store with nice decor, and lots of posters on the door
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Once past the counter and the newsstand, with a free bag of popcorn in your hand
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You're ready for the world - No, not the band...But a fine selection in video land.
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Don't be too confused by the little reviews
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On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use
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The hippety-hoppest videos in the land
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Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned
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Perhaps it's something you can watch with friends, or something that inevitably lends
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Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends
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Perhaps it's "New York, New York" with Liza Minelli and Mickey Rourke
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No. That's not right... It was Robert DeNiro, everyone's favorite video hero.
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I have a college pal who
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Says we can pay one price for two
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Just ask for 'Roger'
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At Video Bargainville
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So contrary to the desperate sign, most patrons always "please rewind!"
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And the clerks don't mind, they're very kind, the only stickler has resigned
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There's a courteous smoking section in the back, behind the bulging exercise video rack
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If you're tired, you can hit the sack with the trendy new Ben-Hur disco double pack
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I have a college pal who
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Says we can pay one price for two
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Just ask for 'Roger'
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At Video Bargainville
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Once we had a friend
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was too extravagant
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Was not a Bargainville fan
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...pissed off the video man!
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Soon there will be "program your own" TV,
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So they ask you to heed this final plea:
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Before it's all dead you should rent more,
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and enjoy video bargains galore!!
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I have a college pal who
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Says we can pay one price for two
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Just ask for 'Roger'
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At Video Bargainville...
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The Norbals!
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| Moxy Fruvous |
