(Jian, speaking/whispering)
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Take... We can take a trip up to the corner...
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corner... corner... It's not too far...
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Ok, I'm ready, anytime.
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(Jian)
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I have a college pal who
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Says we can pay one price for two
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Uhh, Just ask for 'Roger', at
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(All)
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Video Bargainville
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(Spoken by Jian)
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We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far, especially in the car
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There's a friendly store with nice decore, and lots of posters on the door
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Once past the counter and the news stand, with a free bag of popcorn in your hand
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You're ready for the world - No, not the band...But a fine selection in video land
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Don't be too confused by the little reviews
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On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use
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The hipedi-hoppest videos in the land
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Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned
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Perhaps it's something you can watch with friends, or something that inevitably lends
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Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends
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Perhaps it's "New York, New York" with Liza Minnelli and Mickey Rourke
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No. That's not right... It was Robert Deniro, everyone's favorite video hero
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(All)
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I have a college pal who
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Says we can pay one price for two
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Just ask for 'Roger'
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At Video Bargainville
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(Jian speaking)
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So contrary to the desparate sign, most patrons always "please rewind!"
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And the clerks don't mind, they're very kind, the only stickler has resigned
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There's a courteous smoking section in the back, behind the bulging exercise video rack
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If you're tired, you can hit the sack with the new Ben-Hur trendy disco double pack
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(All)
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I have a college pal who
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Says we can pay one price for two
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Just ask for 'Roger'
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At Video Bargainville
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(Solos - and spoken words by Jian (regarding movies) that really can't be made out)
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???I recall, not so long ago, walking into Video Bargainville...you
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know [???] stores not unlike most post-World War Two capitalist
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democracy video stores. My father and I rented Moonstruck with
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Cher, I've always had a soft spot for Cher...[???]...depending
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on how long her hair is, or how long the film is - but that's
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another story.???
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(funny voices)
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Once we had a friend
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was too extravagant
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Was not a Bargainville fan
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(Jian)
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pissed off the video man!
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Soon there will be "program your own" TV, So they ask you to heed this final plea
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Before it's all dead you should rent more, and enjoy video bargains galore!!
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(repeated 3 times)
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I have a college pal who
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Says we can pay one price for two
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Just ask for 'Roger'
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At Video Bargainville
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From the Liner:
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(Mike-vocals, electric guitar, kabasa, money, flexi-tone; Murray-vocals, bass; Jean-lead vocal, snare; Dave-vocals, accordion, scream; Doug McClement-disfunctional youth)
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Video Bargainville
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