In an airplane, I was flying.
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Just a flight attendant guy.
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I can be clumsy, and I stumbled
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out the door, into the sky.
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Now I am falling through the air.
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Wind and regret flow through my hair.
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All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean.
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Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up.
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It's the Angel of Death, and he says "Wazzup?"
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I say, "What is it this time?"
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And he's like "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell."
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He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut.
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So I snicker and say, "I'd love to, but
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gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do."
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I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new.
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I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true.
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This is boring... Yes, I'm falling,
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but it's taking quite a while.
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My destination is impending.
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Might as well go out in style.
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I put my arms out to the skies,
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whistle a tune and close my eyes,
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trying to briefly realize perpetual motion.
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Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea,
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and with total precision they lasso me.
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It's a monstrous squid and he saved my life,
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but I am too freaked out to be nice.
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So I tell him the truth, that I'd rather fall.
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No offense but at least it's predictable.
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Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do.
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I'm probably gonna die, but it's something new.
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I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true.
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I've Got Some Falling To Do
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| Lemon Demon |
