Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
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Tokyo city like a big playground
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When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
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And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
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Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
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But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
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Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
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When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
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And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
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Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
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Before it could make it back to the batcave
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Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
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And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
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And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
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But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
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Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
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(Chorus)
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This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
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And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
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This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
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Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
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And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
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But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
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And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
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When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
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But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
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Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
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Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
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And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
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'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
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And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
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Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
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While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
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Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
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Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare
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(Chorus)
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This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
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And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
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This is the ultimate showdown...
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Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
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Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
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Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
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Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
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Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
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As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
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But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
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And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
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Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
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And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
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And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
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And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
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Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
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Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
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Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
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Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
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All came out of nowhere lightning fast
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And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
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It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
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With civilians looking on in total awe
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The fight raged on for a century
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Many lives were claimed but eventually
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The champion stood the rest saw the better
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Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
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(Chorus)
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This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
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Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
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And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
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This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
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This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
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This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny
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Ultimate Showdown
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| Lemon Demon |
