(Kinky Friedman, Rick Goldberg, J. Maizel)
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While traveling through the Lone Star State
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I lost my lunch before I ate,
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It happened in a pull-ahead cafe. Yahoo!
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I felt my bones begin to crunch
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I saw my name on the businessman¡¯s lunch
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And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say:
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¡°Hey buddy, are you blind,
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Say, partner, can¡¯t you read the sign ?¡±
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We reserve the right to refuse service to you,
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Take your business back to Walgreen¡¯s,
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Have you tried your local zoo ?
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You smell just like a communist,
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You come on through just like a Jew,
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We reserve the right to refuse service to you.
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Well, I walked on in to my House of God
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Congregation on the nod,
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Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing.
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Hear, O Israel, yes indeed,
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My book was backwards, couldn¡¯t read,
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But I got a good rise when I heard that Rabbi sing,
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¡°Boruch atoh Adonoi,
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What the hell are you doing back there, boy ?¡±
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We reserve the right to refuse services to you,
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Your friends are all on welfare ?
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You call yourself a Jew ?
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You need your ticket and your tie
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To zip your prayers on through,
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We reserve the right to refuse services unto you.
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Life from Laos and Cambodia
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No more tears tonight they showed ya
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The latest old war movies on TV.
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You know it¡¯s bound to escalate
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So go and turn on channel eight,
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Watch channel seven border channel three.
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Well, I won¡¯t mind your tanks and jets and jeeps
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And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps:
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We reserve the right to refuse service to you,
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Right, face, forward, move
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And get the children, too.
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Let Saigons be bygones,
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Don¡¯t you blow this world in two.
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We reserve the right to refuse service to you.
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Well, it¡¯s just my luck that God¡¯s a Texan
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One big sonbitchin¡¯ Anglo-Saxon,
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Some crazy tall Norwegian bore
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Just to help my body shipped air-freight
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From Texas to the Pearly Gate
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Just ring the bell and leave me at the door.
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I¡¯ll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low,
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I¡¯ll hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereo
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Singing,
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¡°We reserve the right to refuse service to you,
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Take your business back to Walgreen¡¯s,
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Have you tried your local zoo ?
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Our quota¡¯s filled for this year
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On singing Texas Jews,
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We reserve the right to refuse service to you.¡±
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We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
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| Kinky Friedman |
