(Kinky Friedman)
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Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin¡¯ Lone Star beer
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Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
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¡°They oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one
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You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God¡¯s only son.¡±
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I said, ¡°Has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that¡¯s not very nice,
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We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ.¡±
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¡°You know, you don¡¯t look Jewish,¡± he said, ¡°near as I could figger
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I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.¡°
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No, they ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore,
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They don¡¯t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
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He started in to shoutin¡¯ and a-spittin¡¯ on the floor,
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¡°Lord, they ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore.¡±
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He says, ¡°I ain¡¯t a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don¡¯t need
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And them niggers, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed.
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And wops ¡®n micks ¡®n slopes ¡®n spics ¡®n spooks are on my list
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And there¡¯s one little hebe from the heart of Texas ? is there anyone I missed ? ¡±
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Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
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I says, ¡°I¡¯m gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin¡¯ that pack of lies.
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If there¡¯s one thing I can¡¯t abide, it¡¯s an ethnocentric racist;
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Now you take back that thing you said ¡®bout Aristitle Onassis.¡±
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No, they ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore,
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We don¡¯t turn the other cheek the way we done before.
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You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
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¡°Lord, they sho¡¯ ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore!¡±
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All right!
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No, they ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore,
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We don¡¯t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
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You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
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Lord, they ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore.
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Everybody!
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They ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore,
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They ain¡¯t makin¡¯ carpenters who know what nails are for.
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Well, the whole damn place was singin¡¯ as I strolled right out the door
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¡°Lord, they ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore!¡±
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No, we ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore,
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We don¡¯t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
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Well, the whole damn place was singin¡¯ as I strolled right out the door
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¡°Lord, they ain¡¯t makin¡¯ Jews like Jesus anymore!¡±
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They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
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| Kinky Friedman |
