Okay, this guy walks into a bar
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No, I'm just, I'm just fucking with you, I'm kidding
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No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
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And they're standing on top of a hill
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And I tried to tell you before
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That that's why I left California
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So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
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And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows
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Whole fucking pasture
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And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes,
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"I got this really good idea."
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And they old bull's like, "Yeah?"
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And I tried to tell you before
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That that's why I left California
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"Yeah," he's like, "yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea.
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Let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows."
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And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him
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He's like, "Look, I got a better idea."
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And the young bull's like, "Oh yeah, what's your fucking brilliant idea?"
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And the old bull goes...
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And I tried to tell you before
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That that's why I left California
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And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows, dig?"
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You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno
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And I tried to tell you before
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That that's why I left California
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(Why I Left) California
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| Liz Phair |
