There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know
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We wish we had known this when we were freshman
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Watch out for freshman Friday; the most dangerous day of the week
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You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where you week ends
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Four more years of obeying authority, without question
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Don't be so excited, there's only 1,460 pages left to read
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It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate
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Whatever you do, don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school
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Because douchebag kids will kick them over
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We don't see why though, they're really convenient
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If a girl gives you a smile,
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Don't be deceived, she wants you to father her child
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And he's probably not even cute
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The only good thing about high school
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Is that there's super badass playgrounds
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They have the best swings ever!
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I once jumped five feet in the air!
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Four more years of obeying authority, without question
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Don't be so excited, there's only 1,460 pages left to read
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It will be time to celebrate, when it's time to graduate
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To think about how happy I was before I came,
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Running out of every room I walked in today
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But the most miserable part,
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Is that it's only the first day (It's only the first day)
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To think about how happy I was before I came,
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Running out of every room I walked in today
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But the most miserable part,
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Is that it's only the first day
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If high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine,
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Then maybe high school isn't that bad
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'Cause that'd be the biggest boner kill in history
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Unless she's hot
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Four Years Foreplay
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| I Set My Friends On Fire |
