Brian... skate
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Brian... skate
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Brian... FIGHT
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Brian... SKATE
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What would Brian Boitano do
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If he was here right now?
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He'd make up a plan and he'd follow through
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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Brian... skate
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Brian... FIGHT
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When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
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Skating for the gold
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He did two sow cows and a tripple lutz
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Wearing a blind fold
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And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps
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Fighting grizzly bears
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He used his magical fire-breath
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And saved the maidens fair
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Brian... skate
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Brian...
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So what would Brian Boitano do
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If he was here today?
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I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do
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Brian... skate
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Brian...
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When Brian Boitano travelled through time
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To the Year 3010
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He fought the evil Robot King
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and saved us all again
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And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
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He beat up Kubla Kahn
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Because Brian Boitano doesn't take shit
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From anybody...
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(No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!)
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I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings (x7)
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Brian... skate
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Brian... FIGHT
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Well Brian Boitano was born
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On the planet of Kreynuk
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He came to Earth to save us all
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From war and death and stuff
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Heighdy-ho and heighdy-hey!
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Brian Boitano's here!
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So round up all you lass's
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And tell him em have no fear
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Say come over here my honey
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And I'm gonna take off my pants
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And I'm gonna make dirty love to you
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'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
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'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
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What Would Brian Boitano Do?
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| Green Jelly |
