Hey all you freaks, don't you know that birds have beaks?
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Can't you see the real truth? My friend Bob is missing a tooth,
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If I find myself upside down, I can never turn it all around, 'cause I'm a
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JERK!
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I smell real bad, and I'm a
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JERK!
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It ain't so sad that I'm a
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JERK!
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Can't you see that I'm a
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JERK?
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It's what I wanna be!
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The life I live is dumb, I spend my time watchin' my thumb,
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All those years of schoolin' left me big and dumb and droolin',
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If my head was on straight, maybe that wouldn't be so great, 'cause I'm a
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JERK!
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I smell real bad, and I'm a
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JERK!
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It ain't so sad that I'm a
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JERK!
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Can't you see that I'm a
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JERK?
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It's what I wanna be!
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If you see me in the street, make sure that I have my feet,
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If you catch me up on a wall, don't you hit me when I fall,
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People ask me why I like to be a big jerk? Man, 'cause I'm a
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JERK!
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I smell real bad, and I'm a
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JERK!
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It ain't so sad that I'm a
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JERK!
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Can't you see that I'm a
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JERK?
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It's what I wanna be!
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And I'm a JERK! , yeah I'm a JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK!
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Man, you're a jerk...
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Jerk
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| Green Jelly |
