"If we were recording right now, and we would be getting all this, yeah sorry. Yeah we should have a freestyle on this."
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"A freestyle?"
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"Yeah hit em off with something."
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"Spit a verse, travis, spit a verse."
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"Youre picking your nose, travis."
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"Stop picking your nose."
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"Fuck you, dude, fuck you."
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Traded in my hollow words for jelly-filled verbs
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And five pound pronouns and predicates
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This is Shlep's edicate for sloppy fable manners
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Get your napkins
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Mattie, dude, kick the beat
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And ill rhyme top of the line, top of the world
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Top of the morning to you, top dog
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Cause im top notch, tiger
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Tie it in a knot till your eyeballs pop out
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So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like
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And if i had to pick and chose id be the indecisive dick
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In the voting booth
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Laughing at my options
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Like stop the press and all the media
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Shleprok is leaving ya
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Walk with prosthetic concoctions
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I thought i told you
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Youre just a toadstool
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Like mario with fire powers
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Sticking dick to the princess
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Its just senseless like that David and Goliath drama
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Minus the sling and stone your basically defenseless.
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Anyway, you wanna it
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Shleprok's cock's obnoxious
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Feels like a midget is chillen in my boxers
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"Whaaat?"
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"Im sorry."
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"I dont know.."
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Wejusfreestylin'
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| Gym Class Heroes |
