[Intro conversation to open]
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If he were recording
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If he were recording right now
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Then he would be getting all this at the start
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My track - yo we should have a freestyle on this
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Freestyle? Hit 'em off with somethin
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Spit a verse Travis, spit a verse
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Quit picking your nose, and come off
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Quit picking your nose? Fuck you
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[Freestyle]
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Traded in my, hollow words for jelly-filled verbs
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And five pound pronouns and predicates
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This is Schlep's etiquette for sloppy fable manners get your napkins
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Matty Duke kick the beat, and I'm rappin
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Top of the line, top of the world, top of the mornin to ya top dawg
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That's a top notch tie you got, tie it in a knot
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'til your eyeballs pop out
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So you can actually see what an actual MC looks like
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And if I had to pick and choose
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I'd be the indecisive dick in the votin booth
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Laughin at my options, like
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Stop the press, inform the media
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Schlep Rock is leavin ya, walkin with prosthetic concoctions
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I thought I told you, you just a toadstool
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I'm Mario with firepower, stickin dick to the Princess
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It's just senseless, like that David and Goliath drama
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Minus the slingin stones, you're basically defenseless
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Anyway you wanted Schlep Rock's cock obnoxious
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It feels like a MIDGET is chillin in my boxers
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[Outro]
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Whaaaat, what? (I'm sorry)
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Wejustfreestylin' Pt. 2
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| Gym Class Heroes |
