The time has come to celebrate my birthday
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We just redid the basement, couch and all
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You're all invited, even Mark Manelli
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Just leave your coats and shoes in my front hall
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We'll put on records and no one will dance
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It's gonna be funny when Mark wets his pants
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I'm having a party
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Hey, you wanna sleep over?
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We're gonna eat candy and get headaches in the basement
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I'm having a party
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Hey, you wanna sleep over?
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We're gonna play spin the bottle till it's time to go to bed
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My mom is making onion dip and Fritos
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Her secret recipe that never fails
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My brother says he won't come down and punch me
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And we can drink his four-pack of champales
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Expect a visit from Fudgie the Whale
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Ice cream and crunchies in his fudgy tail
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I'm having a party
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Hey, you wanna sleep over?
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We're gonna eat candy and get headaches in the basement
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I'm having a party
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Hey, you wanna sleep over?
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We're gonna play spin the bottle till it's time to go to bed
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Bed time is quiet time
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A time for lovers
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You can share my sleeping bag
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I'm having a party
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Hey, you wanna sleep over?
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We're gonna eat candy and get headaches in the basement
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I'm having a party
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Hey, you wanna sleep over?
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We're gonna play spin the bottle till it's time to go to bed
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I'm Having A Party
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| Jonathan Coulton |
