(Spoken)
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I know what you're thinking.
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You're thinking this is a song.
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Well, I guess I'll just have to show you,
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Exactly where you are wrong!
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(Pre-Chorus)
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Why aren't you feelin' the cheese?
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Why aren't you hearin' the ham?
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If you don't listen you'll miss it.
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You don't understand.
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I will explain it all one,
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I can explain it all twice.
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Making it clear to your brain,
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Until you're taking a bite.
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(Chorus)
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It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver,
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It's not the D.M.V. 'cause it doesn't make you wait.
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It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy,
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It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Marry-Kate.
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It can't be dirty dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit,
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It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face.
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It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesome,
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It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't a space... bar!
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(Pro-Chorus)
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Because this is not a song, it's a sandwich!
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What would make you think otherwise?
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This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
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Now, no more of your vile filthy lies!
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(This is a song)
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No, it's a sandwich!
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(Uh... but it's a song)
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No, it's a sandwich!
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(Spoken)
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So what are you thinking?
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Still think this is a song?
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Do require more proof?
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Do you enjoy being wrong?!
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(Pre-Chorus)
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Why aren't you feelin' the meat?
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Why aren't you hearin' the bread?
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If you don't listen you'll miss it.
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You're making me sad
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I will explain it all one,
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I can explain it all twice.
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And then again and again,
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Until you're taking a bite.
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(Chorus)
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It couldn't chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry,
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It's can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough.
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It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't very squishy,
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It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff.
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It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky,
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It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint.
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It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter Bunny,
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It couldn't be a song 'cause doesn't have a point!
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(Pro-Chorus)
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Because this is not a song, it's a sandwich!
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What would make you think otherwise?
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This is not a song, it's a sandwich!
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It's realy just a hoggie in disguise.
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(I'm pretty sure this is a song)
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No, it's a sandwich!
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(Song)
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Sandwich!
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(Song!)
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Sandwich!
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(Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?)
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No, it's a sandwich!
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Letus, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olive, onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salamie, noodles, pizzas, tires, crowbars!
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You bought (or stole) this dumb C.D.
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Now, you are suffering,
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Driving home, working out, at your job,
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At your house or wherever, on your iPod.
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This Is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich!
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| Psychostick |
