Yo, I know you know a hoe
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You might know a few
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This jam is about two
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Skeezy, sleazy, peasy, low down
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(Hoedown)
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This is the hoedown
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(Hoedown)
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(Hoedown)
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(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)
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(Hoedown)
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[ VERSE 1 ]
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Lucy, I remember Lucy
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With the big fat juicy
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Watermelons comin out the grocery store
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Saw her comin out of the door
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I said, "Miss, can I help you with this?
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Please don't diss, I just wanna kiss"
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She said, "Of course," kissed with force
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Suckin on my lips just like she was a horse
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I said, "Excuse me, please don't bruise me
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Please don't tease or skeeze or use me
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I'm not like that, I'm not kinky
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Would you please remove your pinky
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>From my rear?
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Can't you hear?
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What's the matter?
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Get your hands off the platter
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We're standin outside on a crowded block"
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I felt her hands goin down on my sock
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It's a polo, she was so low down
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I coulda swore her knees was on the ground
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I said, "Damn Ma'am, get on your feet
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Be on your way, cause you can't have my meat"
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Her eyes started waterin, so I brought her
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In the store, to buy some more
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Tissue, I said, "Good-bye, I'm gonna miss you"
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She said, "No," I said, "Yo hoe, ho-ho, merry Christmas"
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This must be a gift, have you ever imagined that if
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You was a manget, and a girl was a metal filing
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Would they all come piling?
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On your body, growin like hair, yeah?
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Well, just think of me as there
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Didn't need a girl, had plans for the day
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Wanted to step, but she wanted me to stay
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You could say she was disturbing my peace
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So I called the police
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Cause yo
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This hoe was low down
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(Hoedown)
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And this is the hoedown
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(Hoedown)
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(Hoedown)
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(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)
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(Hoedown)
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(Hoedown)
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(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)
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[ VERSE 2 ]
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I was coolin on the ave, it was a regular day
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Lookin for a girlie, cause I wanted to play
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Saw a girl, as I examined her back
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Her butt was bigger than a triple dipple Big Mac
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As she turned around I had a look at the grill
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I said, 'nah - chill'
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I turned around, I was about to jet off
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When I took a step and bumped into something soft
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It was a girl, she was the sweetest thing
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Yes indeed, she was a meal, she was fit for a king
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I was scopin, but hopin and hopin to rope in
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My desire was up, and my resistance was slopin
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She said, "Excuse me, but I was wrong
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Maybe I came on a little bit too strong"
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I couldn't talk, I couldn't even think
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I said, "Well, can I make it up, can I buy your a drink?"
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She gave a nod to show her acception
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To my pleasure, but with one suggestion
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Yo, to be alone was the suggestion she had
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Which was even better, so we went to her pad
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I brought the wine that you call rose
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We snuggled up in the couch, yes, we got cosy
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She put the glass to her lip, and then she took a sip, and
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Tried to get up, but she was slippin and trippin
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Did a double summersault, the girlie was flippin
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Took a step back, took out the hair clip, and
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Unbuttoned her blouse, yes, the girlie was strippin
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Put her hands on my pants, the zipper was zippin
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Laid me down on the couch, sat down on my hip, and
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Straddled up, and then she took a dip, and
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The girl was sweeter than a chocolate chip, and
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I called her name out loud, I said, Jodie - oh!"
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I said, "You must be down with the rodeo
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The way you ride, it might sound silly
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But you're ridin up and down like Bronco Billy"
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Time went by, the sex had stopped
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I looked around, I saw Jodie just dropped
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What was the matter, yes, the girl was in shock
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She said, "Special Ed, I think it was your -
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But never mind, I be fine, just chill"
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I said, "That's what you get for playin Buffalo Bill"
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In a minute the girl recouperated
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Gave her some super-strenght, and she ate it
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I then waited till she finished some soup
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And then I said, "Get the hell out, good lookin out, troop"
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Cause yo
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This hoe was low down
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(Hoedown)
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And this is the hoedown
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(Hoedown)
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(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)
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(Hoedown)
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(Hoe) (hoe) (hoedown)
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Hoedown
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| Special Ed |
