Yo, I used to be in love with this girl named Jill
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I know why, because she had the butt like that of a hill
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But you couldn't tell me nothin, cause Jill was number one
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Cause to me, oh my God, how she made me come
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I shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go
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She would use me like a puppy from a pet show
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But like a fool in love I fell for her game
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But ah - I got mine everytime I came
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You know the place, Flatbush Avenue
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Where I first met the hoe, I said, "Yo, haven't you
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Been around before, did we get down before?
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I forget, but I bet I met you in a store
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Mickey D's - yeah, now I remember"
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She said, "That was for school, I needed money in September
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Cause I'm a member of the Booster Squad"
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And I was thinkin to myself: I knocked her boots so hard
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That's just what I did, until we had a kid
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Now the bitch got half my money, plus the crib
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Plus the car, plus the limo with the bar
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But I guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star
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Livin like a
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Livin like a
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Livin like a star
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Every day I wake up, I take up my pen
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I write a dope rhyme, then I stretch and bend
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And I excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes
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And so on... let me go on to the surprise
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I'm chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position
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Thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin
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Nah - dairy - yeah - cheese
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Yo, that's the way to go, but no polly-o, please
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Picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages
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Lookin at the star rating right beside the ages
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Looked under 'x' for 'sex' and saw Stacy
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Yeah, you know the one that we call Dick Tracy
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Yes, I think that she can solve my case
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So I call her on the phone, she was home alone
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She said, "Come over to my place, I'll cook dinner"
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Ring-ring-ring-ring - I think we got a winner
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Threw on some dip for the trip across town
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Yo, I got to go, cause the hoe is down
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So I hopped inside of the rented Corolla
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Saw another girlie, she was pushin on a stroller
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I said, "Yo baby," then "Hello, mother"
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And then I said, "Wait a minute, where is the other?"
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She said, he said, he wasn't stayin with her
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"But maybe we can drop the baby by the sitter
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And go for a ride, if I was you, I'd consider"
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I dropped the kid off about three blocks away
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Went back to the Bush to collect my pay
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When I got to the crib ma dukes was home
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So I couldn't go inside, cause then I couldn't bone
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Bone - T-Bone - yeah, good thinkin
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Got to his crib faster than you could blink, and
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T-Bone was home alone, I said, "T
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You got to look out now, come on now, this is me
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I got cheese, and she's bein naughty"
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I heard some footsteps, then came 40
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40 Lover smooth like groove to the butter
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He was busy guzzlin a 40 like water
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He said, "Ed, let's go get another
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No, get two for me, you and my brother"
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I said, "Bet, while I jet just wait"
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Went outside just a minute too late
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I didn't know where the hell honey dip went till
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I saw the cheese breeze by in my rental
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Oh, it's sugar, she stole my car
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But I guess that's what you get when you're livin like a star
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Livin like a
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Livin like a
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Livin like a star
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Livin like a
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Livin like a
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(Super) (superstar)
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Livin like a
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Livin like a
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Livin like a star
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(Every other month I get a brand new car)
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Livin' Like a Star
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| Special Ed |
