Ren: O.K. Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons.
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Stimpy: Oh rapture!!
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(Singing)
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They swing by their tales with
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the greatest of ease
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Those hairy mammals we
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call monkeys
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They have so much fun
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Just living in trees
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Oh, how I'd love to be one
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of these...
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Soooo...
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Chorus
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I'm gonna be a monkey.
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A monkey monkey monkey
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A monkey monkey monkey
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Monkey monkey monkey
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I'm gonna be a monkey.
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A monkey monkey monkey
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Would you like to be one too?
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When one monkey's itchy
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another is nice.
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He picks at his back for
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vermin and lice.
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And if he gets hungry, he'll
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pour on some spice
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And eat the bugs without
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thinking twice
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Mmmmmm... Mm. Delicious.
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Soooo...
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(repeat chorus)
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Ren: O.K. If you wanna be a monkey you gotta learn to act like a monkey.
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And I got the know-how 'cause I've seen every Tarzan movie ever made. So watch
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and learn.
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(Filthy's Dance plays as Ren says...)
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Ren: Now note the ease with which I swing so nimbly hither and yon.
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Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault & catch myself with my
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perhensile tail.
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Oh no... (scream!!)
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Stimpy: Oh, I get the idea!
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(Jungle Boogie plays as Stimpy says...)
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Stimpy: Uh oh (scream!)
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(back to Monkey Song)
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Stimpy: (Singing)
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Now I am a monkey
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A monkey monkey monkey
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Ren: (Singing)
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And I am a monkey too.
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I'm Gonna Be A Monkey
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| Ren & Stimpy |
