Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need
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the all-new International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn
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your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues.
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There's French.
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French Sexy Girl: Allez-vien mon coo-coo!
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Annoncer: German.
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German Guy: Raspeduch, strudel.
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Annoncer: Spanish
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Mr. House: Las cucarachas entran pero no peuden slair!
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Announcer: Svenish
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Sven: I am a bearded lady.
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Announcer: And of course New York - ese
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New York: Hey, can't you see I'm walking here?
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Announcer: Yes, log. All nations love Log. So, hurry now
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to your local store and be the first in your country to have the
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International Log.
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Singers
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What rolls down stairs,
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Alone or in pairs...
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Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
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What's great for a snack
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And fits on your back?
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It's Log! Log! Log!
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It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
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It's big, it's heavy
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It's wood!
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It's Lo-og, it's Lo-og
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It's better than a bad
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It's good!!!
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French Girl: Tout le monde aime le Log!
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Sven: Yah. It's really fun.
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New Yorker: I got your Log right here.
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Singers
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Everyone wants a...
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Everyone needs a...
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You're gonna love it
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Log.
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Mr. Horse: Yes sir, I like it!
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Log Blues / Log Theme
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| Ren & Stimpy |
