A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Lyrics
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A beer is much better than a woman, Ill tell you why im right
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A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
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A beer will go down easy, a beer is allways wet
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Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!
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A beer wont fake a headache, a beer wont tell me stop
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A beer will not get angry when try to take off its top
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A beer wont call me selfish, a beer will understand
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If one night I prefer to have it the can
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I love my beer, let it be said
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I guarantee if you pour it right youll allways get good head
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I love my beer, there is no doubt
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If beer goes flat, just toss it out
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A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
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You dont have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
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A beer wont get premenstrual, each month of the year
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And I wont pay allemony if I decide to dump my beer
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I still drink beer, Ill never quit
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When a beer is getting pissed itll never throw a fit
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Is that beer cold, hell I dont mind
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A fridged beer is the best kind
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I love my beer, let it be said
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I guarantee if you pour it right youll allways get good head
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I love my beer, there is no doubt
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If beer goes flat, just toss it out
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If beer goes flat, just toss it out
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Now give me another beer baby and shut up!
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A Beer Is Better Than A Woman
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| Rodney Carrington |
