I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower
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Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour
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I didn't have time for breakfast so i walked right to the door
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I walked outside and realized that my ride wasn't there no more
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That's just my luck
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Somebody stole my truck
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Just leaving me stuck
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What an insensitive shmuck
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My stomach is rumblin' and my head's in pain
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I'm standin outside in the pourin rain
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I can't get to work, that's just my luck
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Well I walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call
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I told him I'd be late for work, he said "don't bother comin' at all!"
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I tried to tell him that my truck was gone but he said that he didn't care
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Then he slammed down the telephone, now I'm deaf in my right ear
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That just my luck
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Now my ear don't work
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It realy hurts
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My ex boss is a jerk
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I ain't got much cash, the rent is due
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Somethin's stickin to my left shoe
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I just stepped in WHAT?!?!, that's just my luck
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Well I walked down to the local bar with the few dollars that I had
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I asked a pretty lady if she would dance and her boyfriend, he got mad
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I pulled out an old hickory stick, he pulled out a gun
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I looked around the four corners of the bar but there wasn't any place to run
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That's just my luck
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Cause I got wood and he's got lead
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And he's really red
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I think I'm dead
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Tomorrow on my tombstone they will write
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"He took a baseball bat to a shotgun fight.
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There ain't nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck."
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Naw there ain't nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck.
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That's Just My Luck
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| Rodney Carrington |
