Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear
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Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
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Christmas. Christmas time is here, the sleigh bells and red nosed deer
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Songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year
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Heard this same song 20 times and it's only Halloween (Joy to the World)
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It's not even cold outside (deck the halls with boughs of holly)
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Christmas, Christmas time is here, and Christmas songs you love to hear
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(Hark the herald angels sing joy to)
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Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer, but mostly shopping, shopping, shopping
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Christmas season, starting sooner every year
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It's October, stores with plastic Christmas trees
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Ransack the mall, shop until you lose your mind
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Spike the eggnog, sit back and watch
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Rudolf, Frosty, Tiny TIm, and Scrooge the price, or Charlie Brown
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It's time...
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It's time to do the Christmas can-can
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If you can't, can't dance well that's ok (not going to do the kick line)
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All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents
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Wrap them up and pray for snow
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Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
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Maine all the way to California it's the Christmas can-can Halloween to Christmas day
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It's the most wonderful time of year we're running mad with Christmas cheer
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Hey what's troubling you my friend?
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It's not fair if your jewish, jewish (not fair if your Jewish, Jewish)
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Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel I made it out of clay
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You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday
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Hey he's right who made these laws
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Look! Wait! Here comes Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus (Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)
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Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can join in the parade
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All you need is a tree, some lights about a thousand presents
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Wrap them up and pray for snow
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Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way (fa-la-la-la-la)
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Prance all the way to Indiana it's the Christmas can-can that's the end
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Wait for our ending
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We should share this holiday
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I wanna give a happy Chanukah to you, a happy Chanukah to you, a happy Chanukah to you
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A merry Christmas, Chanukah and also Kwanzaa. Merry
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Christmas, happy Chanukah, and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too
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The Christmas Can-Can
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| Straight No Chaser |
