It was Christmas Eve
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My friends were all in town
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We were singing Christmas carols
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As the snow was falling down
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And I don't know for certain
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How it happened, or who's to blame.
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But someone at that party
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Ought to be ashamed.
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Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
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I know the culprit's here.
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Who, who brought the booze?
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To the Christmas party this year.
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(Who spiked the eggnog!)
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Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
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It smells like rum in here.
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Who, who snuck it in?
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We're gonna feel it tomorrow I fear.
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The first round went down easy,
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The second, one nice and smooth.
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By the third my head was spinning around.
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And that's when I got the clue
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To tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
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Come on and show your face.
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Who, who brought the sauce?
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Look out, I'm on the case!
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(Hey! Was it Randy?)
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With a flask of brandy?
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(DR?)
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He was by the bar!
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(What about Rome?)
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He was all alone!
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Hey I saw Dan,
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With a bottle in his hand!
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Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
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They've all got guilty eyes.
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Who, who's got the grog?
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It's gotta be one of these guys!
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(We like the eggnog!)
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(More eggnog!)
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Chuck and Seggie were sneaking around,
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Mike looked guilty to me.
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Tyler's curled up on the couch
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Might have been Walt,
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Could have been Walt,
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Probably was Walt,
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Must have been Walt.
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Hey! Don't look at me!
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I just got here!
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Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
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I know the culprit is here.
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Who, who's been hiding the hooch?
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At the Christmas party this year.
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(We love the eggnog!)
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Tell me who spiked the eggnog?
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Tell me, tell me who could it be?
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Hey, it's pretty good stuff!
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Who knows it could have been me!
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You?
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Yea!
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Who Spiked The Eggnogg?
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Straight No Chaser |