When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say,"
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and what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day. He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy
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and that's the way to stay, son you are a bachelor boy:"
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-huh- I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy
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A happy ba-che-lor was he,
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But he ain't no more gone is Garry
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As he ditched, when he got hitched to a witch and a bitch called melanie
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Who's that then - Garry
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Slouched on the couch with that cow,
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There ain't any doubt there's no escape
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Now off his head, concerted
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Instead he wed, Melanie
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[Chorus]
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He said, "I only wanted to stay"
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But the silly sucker, drained his life away
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"I only wanted to be"
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and he took no notice of me
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and it's all over now -huh- for Garry
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The bag nagged/asked to have a kid
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The most * that Garry ever did
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Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut, with a pain in th butt called Melanie
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[Chorus]
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[Guitar Bit]
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Off his head, off his *
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Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie
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[Chorus]
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Bachelor Boy/When Gary Married Melanie
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