Yeahhhhhh:
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Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho!
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4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO
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He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester's accountant was a daft clot
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He's upset, upset, that's what you get, he made a mockery of Ascot Ascot Ascot
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[Chorus:]
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Lester, Lester, a fiddliddliddling jester
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LESTER'S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS
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Lester, Lester, tried to trick the tax inspector
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COZ LESTER CONNED THE TAX & FIDDLED HIS BOOKS.
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He's a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in jeopardy
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Now he won't be, won't be, won't be, won't be RACING AGAIN AT AINTREE
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He'll get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o' been livin' in dreamland
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Now he's never on, never on, never on, never on...
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World of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand.
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[Chorus]</i>...
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[Guitar Bit]
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He laughs, he laughs, he sniggers & laughs, when he thinks of the money he earns
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But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS TAX RETURNS
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Grinning, grinning, always winning, he never thought he would be poor
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Now he's locked up, locked up, locked up, locked up, Doing time in...
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Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor.
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[Chorus]
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Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
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