Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
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The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
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He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
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And Mary thought that was weird.
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Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph)
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(Mmmmmppppppppph)
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Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary,
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"My child, have no fear."
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Kenny: For you can suck all the dick you want...
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Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
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Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
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Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.
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Kenny: I know you'd like to play,
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And suck right through the night,
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Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.
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Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
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When Mary and Joseph did arrive
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They were so very tired you see
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Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)
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Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money
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Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep
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Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep
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Kenny: Because, you can suck all the dick you want...
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And still be a virgin, Mary!
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Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
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Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.
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Together: If there's no room at the inn
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Its not considered a sin
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Kenny: So suck my dick and get away from me.
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[Laughs]
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Mr. Hankey: That's right!
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And three wise men did appear
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Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
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They said that they had followed a star
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And missed a woman's touch
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Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)
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Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
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Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
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Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
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Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
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Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.
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Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
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So have a dildo three miles in
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Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin
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Kenny: To everyone gone down on Christmas.
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Kenny: You can suck all the dick you want...
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Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!
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Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb...
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Mr. Hankey: And even the little drummer boy.
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Folks will remember your name quick.
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Kenny: For sucking the biggest dick.
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Together: Because sucking dick bring peace on Earth and joy!
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Kenny: Because sucking dick...
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Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy!
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Kenny: You can suck my dick!
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[Laughter]
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The Most Offensive Song Ever
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