Stan: What would Brian Boitano
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If was here right now?
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He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
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Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
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Skating for the gold
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He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold
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Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
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Fighting grizzly bears
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He used his magical fire breath
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And saved the maidens fair
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Everyone: So what would Brian Boitano do
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If were here today?
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I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
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Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me
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It has stunted my vocabulary
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Kyle: And I just want my mom
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to stop fighting everyone
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Stan: For Wendy I'll be an activist too
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Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
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Everyone: What would Brian Boitano do?
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He'd call all the kids in town
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And tell them to unite for two
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That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
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When Brian Boitano traveled through time
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To the year 3010
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He fought the evil robot king
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And saved the human race again
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Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
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He beat up Kublar Kahn
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Everyone: Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
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So let's get all the kids together
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For we have to stop our moms
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And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
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Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do
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And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
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Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo
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Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
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